OMG ALTADOR CUP SUCKS SO MUCH THIS YEAR AFTER ALL THE CHANGES THEY HAVE MADE, I AM CANCELING IT. BACK TO NORMAL, EVERYONE.
Greetings from Kreludor! As Neopia gets into the full swing of the Altador Cup VI celebrations, this blog takes a break from real life to present the latest coverage of the game, from a biased Team Kreludor viewpoint. Haters will hate, so if you don't like it, go read another blog in the meantime.
The story so far
The Kreludor Fab Five performed solidly, if somewhat inconsistently, last year, coming in second after losing the final round to the mummies of Lost Desert. Not that we are excusing the performance of the team, but apparently the germ-laden atmosphere of Altador rendered our Grundo Twosome tad drowsy with the flu during the midseason period. Have no fear, Grundo Groupies, for this year we have ensured that everyone is vaccinated with the latest batch of radical germbusters.
The opponent is: TEAM MARAQUA
These underwater peasants may resemble bloated puffer fish, but they mean business, having won the second tier rounds in the finals last year by coming in very strong in Yooyuball. This year, they even replaced that stupid what's-her-name with that ugly Kiko from Team Lost Desert, hoping that the presence of an M&M the color of rigor mortis will give them the mojo they need. Oh please. Team Kreludor is the MOON, they PWN the tide.
Of course, whether or not they will prevail against Team Kreludor remains to be seen. Stay tuned, we'll keep you covered.